Monday, June 9, 2008

asl plz

me: hey there... :)
her: hi... :)
me: how u doin?
her: im doin good... asl?
me: m/18/india
her: oh... k
me: urs??
her: f/17/usa
me: oh....ooook
her: ya
me: so wat do u do?
her: im in high school

10 mins later.....

me: so u have a boyfriend??? :D
her: none currently...
me: ok...cool...
her: so u got a chick?
me: nopes... im single n ready to mingle... :D
her: kk

another 10 mins later...

her: i hate that guy, he broke my heart n used me
me: i can understand... but not all guys r like that...
her: ya? show me one...
me: umm.... well, im one of them...
her: hmm...ok...
me: i know we've just met n all, but i aint that bad...and definitely not like ur last bf...
her: ya u r way better than that ******
me: thnxs :)
her: :)


3 days later....

me: i think im falling in love wid u...
her: dnt say such things... u know u r in india n im in usa... its on the other side of the globe!
me: who cares?i love u n thats all that matters...
her: oooh... u r so sweet... i guess even i love u...

2 weeks later....

her: hey baby, i have to go to my aunt's place in virginia with my parents for a couple of weeks...dnt think will b able to come online at all...
me: oh... do u really have to go? cant u stay back?
her: no i cant...i already tried talkin my mom into that, but she wont let me...
me: ok no probs... u go ahead...enjoy ur trip n mail me if possible
her: ill try to come online if i get a chance...im so gonna miss u...
me: me too...

Somehow "her" 2 weeks turn into 2 months, she never emails neither is spotted online by "me". So after 2 months of fear n frustration, "me" goes online to look if there's any news of "her" . And he does spot her online....

me: hey! where have u been?? ive been waiting for ur email or message from ages! wat happnd to u?
her: hey! im fine... im sorry i culdnt come online...was busy with something... hey did i tell u abt josh?
me: wat? whoz josh?
her: my new boyfriend...
me: wat the ****??? watever happened to us?
her: oh...im sorry... i met josh in virginia n fell in love wid him...
me: u ****** *****.... here im w8in for u for 2 months n this is wat u give me? a slap in the face?
her: im sorry, i have to go... bye
me: (more of those *********)


1 month later....

me: hi...im sorry abt the last time... i shuldnt have abused u...
her: oh its ok...it happens all the time... even josh was no different from u...
me: (seeing a ray of hope) oh...so josh ditched u?
her: ya...the son-of-a-***** used me n ditched me...
me: oh...i feel sorry for u (really not feling sorry for her)
her: dont b sorry... atleast nat is not like josh...
me: and whoz nat? ur new boyfriend?
her: nope...nat is natalia...she's my new girlfriend n we both love each other madly...
me: wat the ****?!!!?!?!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Thank you & All da best!

Hi everyone!!! Im finally up wid my blog. After postponing it for months now i finally gave into the temptation of harassing you all by making a blog that i hope u will keep coming to now n then :) So to all those who thought i culd write some stuff here, i wish u all da best :P

And those who dint encourage me to make a blog, im really sorry for you but bear wid me :)